Thursday, 13 August 2015

'HEAD' or 'NO HEAD'

     The 'art' and 'act' of giving head,blowjob,oral sex....whatever you people call it in ur various bedroom,kitchen or even inside the car,has become an important or not so important criteria among various people..
      Just in case you didn't know the original Oyinbo word for these things are 'FELLATIO'(the use of mouth in sexually satisfying one's penis,by another) and 'CUNNIGLINGUS'(the use of the mouth in sexually satisfying one's vagina,by another) don't worry this isn't another sexual post! Harlot!!!!!
     Overtime,have met a couple of people that would do anything to receive or give head and some would hate you forever if you ever bring up the topic! I was in the room with a friend and I was commenting on how fresh her laps was(am not a lesbian!!! Am straight!!) and I jokingly said your boyfriend won't mind giving you head o..The look she gave me was hilarious and could lower even a president's self esteem,she finally replied with 'ki lo ma so pe oun' wa labe mi' (what will he say he's looking for under me) I laughed so hard my ribs hurt!  Another male friend of mine once said he can never give any babe head for any reason,I asked him what if he was tied down and the babe opens it all on his face? He simply replied with 'ehn I'll let her bring it and bite off her clitoris' very mean somebody!! On the other hand,some guys will tell you that if a girl's head game is on point,they could wife her up almost immediately,and some girls will also say a man that gives head is husband material..different strokes for different folks abi how them they talk am?
   Also,in giving head I guess expertise matters too,don't just go there and plug all your teeth like its corn! Easy tiger!! We don't want bruises down there you know..some couples also fight on whether to give head or not! Find someone that satisfy's you sexually,because as much as we all hate to admit it because we are from Africa and we are not supposed to like sex or talk abt it bla bla bla,Sex is a very important criteria in any relationship.
     I know by now some of you will be wondering what my own personal take on this topic is.Ok I'll tell you,as a bonafide CAC member,our pastor said we must not like things like this but if not for our pastor ehn I would have......ok that's it!! Before pastor himself see's this!! If you don't mind,you can share your own opinion about this topic too.Don't worry your pastor won't see this too!!

11 comments:

  1. Lol av not bn in a position to give head b4 bt av received but giving a geh head would be on sm certain conditions I can cm and give a dirty geh head ki wa ko arun ti o gbo gun Gbese nla ni yen ma je ooo

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  2. Hey, do you have an email address? Need your input on certain issues. Thank you

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  3. i dont know if i am to comment with my email or just anonymously but damn i have had my fair share of laughter from reading your blog posts, even tho i know you hid back many actual details to retain your image with whosoever you think needs not see you in that light...so as for the head damn right its needed, cross all the sexual boundaries and if you guys still cool then maybe there's a future, just maybe.. but ladies, or lady you can pass it to your other ladies, they need to keep down there really clean, if your make up and nails are on fleek and your pussy smells like fish then you have a real 'ishoro', i dont mind going down on my woman, but trust me, these pretty ladies take of their lingerie's and panties and its like you in a fish farm, some choke up the whole room and you dare ask for head??? i cant give relationship advises, i find most irrelevant and baseless, if we are not getting married, you shouldnt be making my life hard when we both know its going to end sooner or later, lets just get high, fuck, gist, laugh and be cool till we fade 'off our memories and do it all over again....it beats 'who is that girl?' you didnt call me, i gave you my heart' arrgggg! too many exes doing the same shiit over and over again, i just think you get frustrated with the whole idea, the 5 guys to avoid, lol shiit was so accurate, how long did you research on that, well you forgot the borrow pose pack!!! how many exes hmmm? how many u been through, know what forget that, keep this blog up and i will come here when i cant sleep to laugh and maybe sometime i will give you a link to my closet, you might find alot fun! anyways, back to my blunt.................

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    1. Lmao @ fish farm,the 5 types of guys to avoid didn't take me long to figure out...lol lemme just say have seen quite a few.Thanks for checking out my blog.

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  4. Who doesn't give head like really.....but first u Hv to go clean up den come sit on my face lol..but u need stuffs like this to spice up ur relationship

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  5. Good stuff. I think it goes for both parties. We should be able to go to any length to satisfy our partner. I can assure you, no one goes to hell fire for this

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  6. Good stuff. I think it goes for both parties. We should be able to go to any length to satisfy our partner. I can assure you, no one goes to hell fire for this

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  7. Orgasms in general relieve stress and can reduce depression due to the hormones released' and if that comes from during or after the oral - who cares!

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