5 TYPES OF GUYS TO AVOID..

   After seeing this topic I know some guys will just roll their eyeballs..Yes roll it! If you are among any category of guys am about to mention.I have absolutely nothing against the male clan(of course am straight!) but it's just natural for me to tend to support the ladies and know more about guys and what they do to us! Out of my own little experience,here are five types of guys you should try to avoid! A grown man is usually hard to change unless he decides to change on his own!
     1)Baby let's see how it goes:- Issalie!!!! Don't fall for it! It's not going anywhere! A guy that can't make up his mind about what he wants from you from the beginning will probably not want anything serious eventually! He's saying lets see how it goes but at the same time wants to have a taste of your merchandise! He's only trying to be on a safer side! You can't complain when you see him with other chics,or when he doesn't call or pick yours! Why? Because apparently you people are not dating! Even when he's done with you he's not expecting you to cry or call him a heartbreaker because he told your desperate self from the beginning that 'let's see how it goes'  if he wants to see how it goes,he shouldn't be expecting full privilege Na.This type of boys are very unserious especially if you are in desperate need of a boyfriend,Just dust your bata and move to the next eligible bachelor! 80% of let's see how it goes leads to nothing! You peoplewould just grind eachother for a long time and you'll be impressing him so much hoping one day he'll elevate you! You will turn to a ninja and vixen in bed,chef in the kitchen! Just save yourself the stress of asking 'so what are we' every time,move away!!
     2)Have got lots of plans:- So this bobo has been asking you out for a while now and when you ask him so what do u do,you'll hear things like 'am an IT consultant' 'am a freelance marketer' 'am a business man',ok no big deal! There's no day bros will ever tell you he just got back from work,or work was stressful! He's always pinging 24/7! Please is it Ghost that this bobo is working for? He'll keep saying 'mehn I need to hammer,I have to make it in life,i don't want my children to suffer like I did,I have to be richer than my grandfather' in the babes narrow mind you'll think you have seen ambitious man! If you ask him so what are you doing towards achieving all these goals,he'll reply with 'baby calm down,I have plans'! Bros no get degree oh,he no learn trade,and he's not even working! Is he planning ritual? Most of the time these kind of boys just have vision but are too lazy to carry it out! Just do yourself the favour of finding someone else that would challenge you and help you become a better woman!
      3)Woman beater:-I can't seem to stop talking about this point! A man that lays his hand on you the first time and you stick around would still do it again and again! Am sorry to announce to you,he won't change! Stop hoping! I have talked about this topic in my second post so I won't wanna bore us with it again! No matter the promises he makes the first time or how hard he tries to entice you he,the same cycle will still repeat itself! You'll date a guy that abuses you physically and you'll still go ahead  to marry him! Mehn my sister I have no comment for you! People have lost their life's,and body parts all because of men like this! Don't let anyone put sand sand in your fine garri abeg! Shift far away!!!
       4)Self centered boys:-All they know or think about is themself and their little brain downstairs! These kinda boys will use all their money to buy iphone 6 and timberland(oh how I hate those things) but won't buy ordinary milk for their girlfriend if she falls sick! Their one naira can never fall into your hand! It's complaints all the time but they can chill with the guys and pay for all the henessy in the club! When it's that time of the night whether you want sugar or not they will obtain it from you by force! Everything they do is right,make one mistake and you are in for it! Self love is essential,but not to the point of leaving little love for others!
      5)Insultive boys:-these boys are dangerous! they will strip you off of any self confidence or self esteem you have left! They will give u 5naira and expect you to worship them for the rest of your life! Any little argument you two get into,he starts to call you names even adds your parents to it.He reminds you constantly that if not for him you'll still be suffering.When he's angry you are all his to vent and rant to.This will only cause you more emotional trauma daily.Save your heart,reputation and parents the disgrace kindly move far away!
       Am not an expert in these things though but my dear brothers and sisters,my eyes have seen quite a bit and here I am giving out my own opinion......

MISS INDEPENDENT.

   At one point in life,every woman wants to be 'Miss Independent' some of us get to achieve this and some of us don't(we just end up marrying one rich alhaji that pays all the bills).Women are usually seen as the weaker vessel most times but some women actually do have goals.Some women are lucky enough to always meet men that pays the bills and does all the buying,as for me ehn 'shi shi' I no dey see.If you are in my shoes too don't worry it's not that old woman from your village that is doing you,it's just the way God has designed you.My aunt used to say women that don't get to meet men that spend lavishly are going to be more successful in their career(shey you see,you gotta work for your own money)
   Whenever I get to meet one rich bobo and I fink yes it's time to eat the fruit of my labour,na lie I'll still be as broke as ever.Aka gum boys(stingy boys).During my third year,I supposedly hit jackpot! Just like that I met a guy willing to celebrate my birthday for me(I barely even throw parties) I relunctantly turned down the offer hoping he won't agree too but the guy kept on persisting.He'll say 'baby no o,owo yi wa(the money is there) let me celebrate your birthday bring your friends' I agreed and I brought five of my friends.JUST five oh,I didn't overpass my boundary.Apparently,bros brought the whole crew and gang to the club.Awon hype men club yen' le ko eyan si gbese(the hype men in the club can make you run into a debt) they were shA hailing him oh,he was popping,they will hail again he will pop oh till he spent a reasonable amount of money(it's the hype man's fault not mine na) I admit I was high after the party but I already instructed my friends to make sure I get home safe because I wasn't ready to give anyone sugar! Lol the guy vexed oh that after everything I ran away without paying in kind! I successfully maneuvered my way through that day but I didn't know trouble awaits me! Few weeks later,his friends cornered me at the filling station and seized  all my belonging(phones,chain,na only my cloth remain wey then no comot) the jackpot I thought I finally hit was trouble pot! I had to pack different people to start begging and pleading on my behalf before they left me.
     No man will want to help a woman without wanting some sugar darling.it has become a normal phenomenon in our society today.You will say 'send me credit na' you will hear 'show me your boobs'.This is why it's advisable most times to always be on a safer side,work for your money darling! Don't get me wrong oh,an not saying if you jam someone nice enough to lavish his money on  you,you should now turn Him down! Enjoy it while it lasts,but when you learn to make your own money it lasts forever! When you make your own money legally,you won't be forced to give anyone sugar in exchange for money,the sugar giving will be something from your heart and not as a form of payment....

FRIENDZONE PART 2!

Continued from part One...
        He kissed her passionately and fondled with her breast so hard she released a slight moan out of pain and satisfaction! Daniel tried to reach for her already dripping wet cunt..she tried to wriggle free from him and she layed him back down and pushed his hands down,she slowly whispered to him 'let me please you' his breath seized and he couldn't help but imagine the kind of pleasure he was in for.Kike used her tongue to slowly trace down his nipples to his belly button down to his huge hard manhood! At this point he was stark naked and waiting to be satisfied...
       She placed her hand on his dick and gently stroked it up and down,concentrating on the cap of his dick..Daniel was definitely in cloud 9 already..he was begging her not to stop.Kike kissed his dick with her soft luscious lips,she gently placed his dick in her slightly opened mouth,just like a Pro she started giving him a bomb ass blowjob! She added enough moisture and this gave way for smooth movement,she sucked on his sharp cap for some few minutes,this led to a long moan from Daniel,she shifted to his whole dick gently massaging his balls.She stopped to suck gently on his balls for some few seconds before she resumed back to his dick.This time the sucking got more intense and vigorous like she was sucking on a strawberry lollipop.Daniel couldn't help vibrating and moaning,he has never gotten such sexual pleasure before in his life,he couldn't help but wonder where this woman had been all his life,why she never really wanted him to be her man.He was certain he wanted her and  it wasn't even because of the sexual experience.He stopped his mind from wandering so he can enjoy the moment and not ruin it.Kike was still doing her thing,pleasuring him just as she promised,with his mind back in business he knew he was going to bust a nut anytime soon.Just as she was still sucking on his dick,he managed to let out a long moan like sentence 'am cumming'!! Kike smiled with the corner of her mouth and continued to suck his dick faster he finally realeased in her mouth and she sucked it all up till the last drop of semen! She fell back on her back and they both slept off! Daniel sure had a sweet dream that night...
        The next morning,Daniel woke up before her his mouth still slightly bitter and tongue dry from yesterday's drinking.He looked down on his five years crush and she was just laying there innocently,he smiled and kissed her forehead she shifted gently in reaction to the kiss.He thought to himself 'who could ever think kike was capable of pleasing a man that much' yes she was pretty but he never imagined her to be such a vixen.He woke up to get them something to eat,he quickly put on his shirt and a short and went out to buy them the famous amala Skye bank in Ibadan which was just blocks away from his house,he came home with the hot amala and the ogufe playing around in the ewedu and gbegiri soup! The smell of the food woke kike up and she got up with her naked body to devour the food.Instead of concentrating on the well prepared amala,Daniel was busy scanning through her body,his dick was already rising and begging for mercy! They were already both energized by the food.They both layed down on the bed to rest and after a while,Daniel found his way to her boobs beneath the sheets!
      Kike was already turned on,Daniel handled her boobs with so much expertise one would think that was what he studied in school.They started kissing one another with Daniel's hand still placed on her boobs.He positioned himself on top of her and he reciprocated last night's act,He sucked her hard sharp nipple,slightly bitting it in between sucking.He moved down to her clean shaved pussy,his dick was hard and all he wanted was to dive into this woman he was already falling in love with but he wanted to please her too instead of been selfish.He sucked on the upper part of her clitoris,kike shrieked and moaned at the same tym! He licked her love hole,fucking her thoroughly with his tongue,he inserted his finger into her vagina and started fingering her wet juicy pussy,kike was there moaning and clawing at Daniel's back and clenching her legs,pushing Daniel's head deeper into her.She reached the peak of orgasm and she let out a long vibration and moan! She started begging Daniel to come inside her,he jumped up to pull out a condom from his drawer but she pulled him back and he went inside her raw! He let out a moan of satisfaction,kike was so warm and juicy on the inside,the walls of her  pussy were so accommodating,it clenched his dick as though it was meant for him all along,he started out slowly so he won't hurt her tight pussy with his huge manhood.The deeper he went,the juicier she got.He started pounding her hard both of them fucking like thier existence depended  on it! He channeled all his amala energy into making love with her! She reached orgasm again the second time! Finally,Daniel realeased into her warm pussy still hitting her hard.He layed still on top of her and she hugged him gently tracing his spine with her fingers,they both layed on their side with Daniel still inside her and they slept off...Kike wondered too why she kept such a nice guy in her friend zone for five years while she was suffering in the hands of vicious Nigerian men..
      After one month,Daniel finally got the courage to ask her to be his girlfriend and he made sure he was certain it wasn't just because of the sex,she agreed to be his girlfriend.She had the best relationship ever with him,she started discovering all his good attributes she ignored for years,he was such an adorable and responsible man,Daniel was everything a woman could ever ask for.Kike thanked her stars she elevated Daniel from the friendzone dungeon she threw him! Six months later,after a round of hot mind racing,satisfying sex,Daniel rolled over on the bed and went on his knees to ask kike to be his wife,she said YES amidst tears and excitement and they both resumed their usual business of love making! They both lived happily ever after!
     By the way,your future/husband of wife might just be standing patiently in your long queue of friends Shake up your friendzone basket because you never can tell!

FRIENDZONE!!

     This story is as a result of the writers imagination,no real person was involved in it...and because some people like twisted stories like this..18+.......Enjoy!
      Kike was a 24 years old successful investment banker,a beauty to behold too,she just left a toxic relationship that lasted for three years,she was sad but somewhat relieved(atlast she had her life back).Meanwhile,there was this male friend of her's she left in the friend zone for five years straight! Daniel on his own too was quite a successful business man,28years old,a whole house to himself and a nice ride that would make any lady have an orgasm just by merely looking at it! They talk about everything and anything! Kike knew he had feelings for her but she never acknowledged it and he was too shy to also admit it! As nature would have it,he was single and so was she...
      Days went by and they would hangout,talk,share jokes and laugh together...On this particular day,they decided to stay in to have a drink or two..Daniel came up with the idea of playing a card game,since they were at his place,he brought out a bottle of whiskey from his bar and ice-cubes from his fridge.The rule of the game was whoever looses a round gets to take a shot from the whiskey! They both agreed and started the game,hours went by and they were both drunk,kike was still more conscious than Daniel..they ended the game,and just like two drunk people,they started laughing at everything.The atmosphere was getting tense and more sexual,with both party exchanging glances at eachother! Daniel was a very shy guy and he didn't know if he was to make any move or not,at this point,kike pushed him gently towards the bed in a seductive manner! Daniel just layed down there as if he was been electrocuted..his mouth dry and his heart beating and racing fast..kike just smiled and placed a kiss on his forehead..she reached for the already melting ice-cube and put one cube in her mouth...she kissed his neck with her cold mouth and Daniel could feel his whole body tingle beneath her..it was then he realized how much he really wanted this woman,how badly he wanted to hold her and make passionate love to her..but as a gentleman he kept still and let her have her way..
       She continued to kiss his neck and ears,after a while,she lowered down to his already hard nipples,she sucked on his nipples and this brought out a long soft moan from him,as she was sucking and bitting on one nipple,she had her soft tender finger on the other nipple rubbing it gently and sensually.She wanted Daniel inside of her badly,but she was waiting for him to make that move,but Daniel was still shocked to even think of doing anything...she went down to his belly button and she could hear butterflies fluttering in his tummy!! She placed her hand on his already bulging manhood that was about to tear his boxers open! She was surprised!! Daniel was so huge down there,this increased her craving..Daniel was just there moaning and squeezing the bedsheet so hard and violently..she found her way through his boxers and placed her hand on his bare manhood..at this point Daniel jumped up to pull her to himself and.........
        To be Continued.....