Saturday, 23 January 2016

YORUBA 'DEMONESS'

      I am quite certain we have all seen a truck load of memes about 'Yoruba boys/demons',every meme with different hilarious and relatable content.Truth is,every man/woman has a special demon within them.Some of us decide to unleash our demon everyday while the rest of us decide to bring it out only when needed..See everybody screaming Yoruba demon and forget to remember there's also the silently dangerous counterpart! The Yoruba DEMONESS!!!
    My friend has been dating his Yoruba girlfriend for over two years,the first year of the relationship was filled with various romantic activities,social media flaunting and the rest of all those other things you'll want in a standard relationship.Fast forward to the half of the second year,things began to change,distance set In,lack of communication and understanding,they would fight and argue at every little thing.Insecurity became their watchword.Families were already involved in the relationship and they seem inseparable.Little by little madam started deleting her boyfriends picture from her social media page.She would delete and readd him again on her BBM and one would think everything is back to normal.While they were back on their pretence normalty,she mentioned her wanting to go on a vacation out of the country later that year,and her boyfriend started making plans of how to contribute financially to the vacation.Then came the shocker,she finally dropped the bombshell,she told him she was no longer interested in the relationship and everyone should go their separate ways,my friend obviously didn't see that coming because he broke down into tears! One would think that was the end of the action film,he woke up the next day to find out his girlfriend already left the country barely 24hrs after she left him! As if that wasn't enough bad news for one day,two weeks after,she announced her engagement! People started calling my friend to congratulate him and he was confused about what was going on.People around them thought he was the one that proposed to her,meanwhile it's another bros entirely!
    Now how's that for a Yoruba DEMONESS! I just sat down in my head wishing I could interview her and ask her different questions! For how long as she been seeing the other guy for her to agree to marry him? Was she getting older and couldn't wait for my friend? Was she out of love with him already? Or was it just pure wickedness! Male/female.Igbo/Yoruba/Hausa anyone is capable of hurting us! But Yoruba boys surely have a way of dancing disco with your heart,show you love and kick you to the curbs!!!!!!
  P.S-my friend has already vowed to become a Yoruba Demon too,so please anywhere you see him flee.....

5 comments:

  1. Honestly speaking some girls are just too useless and all they need is material love and affection...sometime I still wish there is still real love out there in this days of technology..

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  2. Honestly speaking some girls are just too useless and all they need is material love and affection...sometime I still wish there is still real love out there in this days of technology..

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    1. As much as the world today is filled with selfish and self centered people,I still strongly believe true love exists,only time will tell

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    2. Of cos we Hv true love everywhere but most times we end up not noticing it or not even giving it a chance

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  3. Nice to know Demonicity is not gender specific

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