HOSTEL SHAGGING!

         On a cold and lonely night,I was doing what I know how to do best,pressing my phone! It was exactly some few minutes past 10pm(I know this because I checked the time).My room in the hostel is directly opposite another guys room.Few nights before this particular incident,have been hearing sexual moans from the guys room,I woke up d next morning to do ofofo but almost everyone didn't believe and felt I was making it up,well I kept quiet!
         This particular night,there was PHCN light(something that doesn't happen often),and the hostel was still partially alive.This babe came in like a thief in the night,nobody knows who she is(because I didn't get to see her face sef)at around 10:20pm,I started hearing the moaning again oh,it was so intense and I could hear the ecstasy and satisfaction in her voice,but the guy's voice was nowhere to be heard! I thought my ears were playing tricks on me initially,so I dropped my phone,went close to my window and I strained my ear again! Alas! The girl was been given the sexual satisfaction that could last anyone a whole lifetime! I knew that night it wasn't just me that was going to hear it! I needed to prove people wrong! I opened my door and went to another room in the hostel that people were still awake and watching tv,I told them 'e wa gbo o'(come and hear) before you say Ore is lying again! The guys hurriedly went out to feed their ears and to confirm it too! Yes I didn't drop fake gist! Hehehehe....
        I went back to my room thinking have heard the last of the sexual saga! Ashey brother she'she bere ni! (The guy just started) before I forget,the guy is a constant user of cannabis(Igbo) so picture what am trying to convey! They finished what I'll refer to the first round around 11pm! Don't stay there and be wondering how I know that o! Ok ok,I'll spill it! Around 11pm,the sound stopped and I heard movenments and the light came on! Are u satisfied now? Lol gbeborun! They talked for a while and I went back to press my phone.Few minutes later,I started hearing 'ohh am not doing again na,ohh,ohh,arrrgh,yeahhh....*talk fades,moaning resumes* at this point,I was irritated(not that they were making konji catch me oh),I was irritated because the girl totally forgot she was in a 2x2 hostel not a room in Eko hotel and suites! And she was moaning and screaming without a care in the world and at the top of her voice! Minutes to come,they stopped again to talk and I heard a stainless cup falling down! The talked for a while before I started hearing 'haa again' this time she didn't moan,the sound was a sound of discomfort amidst tears! All I could hear was 'haa you will kill me today oh,please c*m na'  after hearing this,I burst into laughter! Didn't she know what she was coming to face when she decided to come and spend the night with a cannabis lord? Loro kan sha,they went three hefty,womb shifting and body aching rounds!
       In my own opinion,have never really been a huge fan of relationships in school,or having sex in the hostel! I prefer away match lol! I wouldn't want anyone invading my privacy anyhow he likes! Considering the fact that boys in my school are masters when it comes to kissing and telling! Mess up today you will hear the whole gist  d next day or even a soundtrack to back it up! What sails my boat,may sink another's oh.If you choose to date or have sex in the hostel atleast for the sake of others,lower down the volume of your moan station!